Zombies

Dearka: -walks into room- Oh my god guys! You aren't going to believe this! We all thought Tolle was dead, but look! I was walking around outside, and I found him!

Tolle: -walks into room with ripped up clothes, and holding his head under his arm- Hey guys! -waves-

Milly: TOLLE!! I knew you were alive! I knew it!

Kira: -walks over to Dearka- Hey, do you notice something....different about him?

Dearka: -stares at Tolle for a few minutes- No! What are you talking about?!

Kira: .....did someone drop you on your head when you were a baby?

Dearka: No! My Mommy loves me! She tells me I'm special. ^__^

Kira: Yeah, you're special all right...

Milly: I missed you SOOO much! I was so worried about you! -glomps Tolle and they both fall over-

Tolle: -head rolls out from under his arm and lands near Yzak's feet-

Yzak: LIKE, OMIGOSH!! EEEEKKKKK!! -faints-

Milly: I'm sorry!! -runs over and picks up Tolle head- I made you drop your head! -hands head to Tolle-

Tolle: -takes head back- Thanks Milly!

Mwu: -walks into room- Hey, I was ju--WHAT THE HELL?! ZOMBIE! YOU'RE NOT GETTING ME LIKE LAST TIME! -picks up chair and smacks Tolle with it-   

Milly: NOOOOOO!!! YOU'RE KILLING HIM!

Mwu: He's no longer the Tolle we knew! He is a minion of EVIL!! -smacks Tolle with chair again-

Tolle: -sitting on floor totally unharmed, because he's already dead-

Milly: No! He-he's not dead! He's just....broken!! I can fix him! I just need.....duck tape! -looks around room for some-

Athrun: -is crouched in corner petting a roll of duck tape-

Milly: Give me your ducktape Athrun.

Athrun: NO ONE GET'S TO PET BOBBY BUT ME!!! >__O

Sai: -steals tape from Athrun and gives to to Milly-

Athrun: NOOOOOOOO!!! Give Bobby back!! -cries-

Kira: Shut up you big crybaby!

Dearka: -pokes Kira-

Kira: What!? Waaaa!! -falls on floor and start so cry too-

Flay: Kira! What's wrong?! You're crying again! Let's go kiss and then somehow later end up with me naked in your bed later! -drags Kira away-

Milly: -tapes Tolle's head back onto his body- See? You're not dead anymore!

Sai: Uhhh....just because his head is back on doesn't mean--

Milly: Did I ask you?!

Sai: N-no but...

Mwu: Once again, another evil zombie has been destoryed by me, Mwa la Flaga! Greatest man in the universe!! NO more zombies will ever set foot in this ship! Fear my skills!!

Nicol: -walks into room and has a giant slash across his torso- Finally! People! I've been stuck on this island thingy for a while. I thought I'd never see anyoen again!

Dearka: Ohmygod! That strange kid with the green bird chopped you in half and then you exploded! So why are you in my house?!

Tolle: This isn't your house, this is the Archangel...

Milly: Speaking of which....why are you guys here anyways?

Everyone: ....

Mwu: Not another evil zombie!!! -raises chair-

Nicol: Ahhh!! -looks around and sees Dearka knitting a pink sweater next to him. Takes the sweater and puts it on- There! Look! I'm alive again! -points to stomach where there are no giant sword marks-

Mwu: Once again the zombies have been defeated!!


Then Tolle and Nicol lived happily ever after as normal people. Except Tolle had to carry around duck tape and Nicol needed Dearka to knit him sweaters everyday.